“Experienced dad Roman is out of shape, uncoordinated and not funny” — says Future Dad, Mark R.
It appears a raw rivalry from Fantasy Football has expanded into the upcoming Dad Relays. When interviewing Mark R., future (soccer) baby daddy, about practicing for the upcoming Dad Relays he said, “Practice?….do you see the competition that signed up? You got ‘experienced dads’ like Roman competing. Nah I’m good on practice. Dads like Roman are out of shape, uncoordinated and NOT funny...” .
When asked where he expects to rank, he said, “Easily top 5, most likely top 2”.
Roman first replied “congrats on being a future dad” and declined to comment any further.