In a groundbreaking move that's set to elevate the 2024 Dad Relays from a mere test of paternal prowess to an event of unparalleled chill, the renowned CBD joint company Dad Grass has officially signed on as a sponsor. Known for its commitment to reviving the mellow sensibility of the casual smoke, Dad Grass is poised to bring a whole new level of laid-back to this year's competition.

"Dad Grass is all about keeping things easy and dependable, just like a good dad," said a spokesperson for the company, while leisurely reclining in a lawn chair. "Our 100% organic hemp flower and pre-rolled joints are perfect for dads who want to enjoy a clean buzz without the fuss. It's like the cargo shorts of smokes – functional, comfortable, and never out of style."

In an unprecedented move, Dad Grass will be provided to all participating dads in the designated "Dad Cave," a sanctuary where dads can kick back, relax, and perhaps even forget about their kids' college funds for a while. The company's commitment to dad culture doesn't stop there, as the winner of the fiercely competitive Dad Joke Competition will also be awarded a special stash of Dad Grass, ensuring that their humor remains as elevated as their spirits.

But the ultimate prize? The Dad of the Year will not only walk away with the coveted golden lawnmower trophy but also a year's supply of Dad Grass, guaranteeing a steady stream of chill vibes and a permanent spot in the cool dad hall of fame.

"I've been training for the Dad Relays by perfecting my barbecue technique and increasing my pun output by 20%," said participating dad, who prefers to remain anonymous in case his boss is reading. "But knowing that Dad Grass is part of the prize package? That's the kind of motivation that could make me break out the old fanny pack and really go for gold."

So, mark your calendars and get ready for an event that promises to be equal parts competition and relaxation. The 2024 Dad Relays: where the only thing faster than the dads is how quickly they'll be reaching for their Dad Grass.