Get ready to chuckle, groan, and maybe even facepalm, as the Dad Relays officially confirm "Dad Jokes" as a prime event in this year's competition. Sponsored by Dad Grass, this laugh-out-loud contest will give each dad a whole minute to unleash their best dad joke or jokes, testing their wit, timing, and ability to make their audience simultaneously laugh and sigh.

John Carsia, a dad known for his relentless puns, is already gearing up for the challenge. "Last time, my jokes got less applause than a silent movie," Carsia remarked while scribbling new material. "But this year, I've got jokes that are so good, they should come with a drumroll. And with only a minute on the clock, I'm planning to hit 'em fast and hit 'em hard. It's like speed dating, but with punchlines."

With Dad Grass as the sponsor, the stakes are higher and the vibes are chiller than ever. The winner of the Dad Jokes event will not only earn the title of "Supreme Pun-dit" but also take home a special Dad Grass prize pack. As Carsia puts it, "Winning this would be the cherry on top of the dad joke sundae. And you can bet I'll have a joke about cherries and sundaes ready, just in case."