Dad on the Move: New Dad’s Cross-Country Quest for Dad Relay Glory

Meet Scott P, a new dad from Minneapolis, MN, who's taking the term 'road trip' to a whole new level. In a display of dad-dication rarely seen outside of Saturday lawn care rituals, Scott is embarking on a cross-country journey to compete in this year's Dad Relays in Haddon Heights, NJ.

"I've got my cargo shorts, a trunk full of emergency snacks, and my 'Best Dad Ever' mug - I'm ready for anything," said Scott, adjusting his dad hat with a determined glint in his eye. "Plus, I've been training by assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions, so I'm in peak dad shape."

With his trusty minivan, a playlist of classic rock and dad-approved puns, Scott is set to prove that when it comes to dad-ing, he's in it for the long haul. "I'm not just doing this for the glory," he added. "I'm doing it for the complimentary Dad Grass at the finish line. That's the real trophy."

Safe travels, Scott! May the road be as smooth as your dad jokes.