In a shocking turn of events, the 2024 Dad Relays have been overshadowed by controversy, as Rob Brandt’s two-year-old son, Jamie, has been exposed as the alleged mastermind behind an underground betting ring for all Dad Relays bets among the kids.

According to sources close to the sandbox, Jamie Brandt has been running a sophisticated operation, taking bets on everything from the fastest diaper change to the most accurate lawn mowing. With a pacifier in his mouth and a sippy cup full of juice at his side, Jamie has been reportedly raking in snacks and toy cars as his cut of the action.

However, not all kids are on board with Jamie’s entrepreneurial spirit. Greyson Fullowan, son of competitor Matt Fullowan, has been vocal in his disapproval, stating, “It’s just not fair. He always wins at ‘Duck, Duck, Goose,’ and now this? I’m telling Mom!” Greyson’s sentiments have been echoed by other toddlers, who feel that Jamie’s involvement in the betting ring gives him an unfair advantage in playground politics.

When approached for comment, Rob Brandt denied any knowledge of his son’s alleged activities, stating, “Jamie’s just a normal kid. He likes trucks, blocks, and apparently, organizing highly efficient betting rings. Who knew?”

As the Dad Relays continue, all eyes are on Jamie Brandt, the toddler bookie who’s turned the event into a high-stakes game of “Dad, Dad, Bet.” Will he be able to maintain his empire, or will the other kids stage a coup in the ball pit? Only time will tell.